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10th November 2004

yoshio6:48am:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENOR OPPRESSOR!!!

29th December 2003

mrprofessor7:32pm: twid has rid me of the ability to get an erection.

10th November 2003

nullcherri11:40pm: ALL HAIL THE BIRTH OF OUR OPPRESSOR

14th July 2003

yoshio7:19am: I think Twid is slipping
I haven't felt oppressed in quite a long time... I guess there is no longer the love.

15th June 2003

yoshio9:05am: Happy father's day, seńor oppressor

3rd June 2003

yoshio7:37am: HELP I'M BEING OPRESSED.

Well, sat on by a 4 year old who won't let me go to work, so same thing.

DAMN YOU TWID!!!
Current Mood: OPRESSED!

11th April 2003

ex_strages8077:45am: As promised.......twid


9th March 2003

nullcherri4:10pm: IM GOING TO START POSTING QUIZ RESULTS TO GET SOME SORT OF ACTION GOIN IN HEE-AH

27th February 2003

yoshio9:04am: Oppress *THIS*

ASL?!?!?!?!?!?
RUMorF?!?!??!!
NE HAWT CHIX0RS WANNA CYBER

25th February 2003

nullcherri4:01pm: today i feel opressed and its ALL TWIDS FAULT IM SURE.
Current Mood: opressed!

22nd February 2003

mrprofessor3:58pm: in a perfect world:
twid, yoshio and myself sleep together in a giant bed

21st February 2003

mrprofessor11:16am: well
this got boring fast

why, dear god, is strages listed as an interest for this "community"?

17th February 2003

mrprofessor7:35pm: more twidfacts
more things you should know about twid:
1.twid likes to note how everything amuses him
2.twid likes to pick on girls
3.twid never spends more than 15 seconds away from a computer
4.the stick up twid's ass is barely visible in his icon
5.twid bores the shit out of me
6.twid's blowjobs suck
7.twid's sister's blowjobs suck
8.twid is a drama addict, and i'm not sure if that's better or worse than a drama queen, but i'd be willing to bet he thinks it's better
9.twid may or may not deserve this
Current Mood: oppressed
mrprofessor5:01pm: mad props go out to whoever started this community
hi twiddy
for those of you who don't know twid, here are a few facts about him:
1.twid is happily married to his sister
2.twid is a grammar cop
3.twid enjoys biking, hiking, and long walks on the beach with his imaginary friends
4.twid also enjoys folding laundry
5.in twid's world, he likes to think of himself as Jerry Seinfeld
6.twid is open to any outside opinions as long as they are in agreement with his
7.when twid was 7, he attempted to climb back into his mother's womb, resulting in his head getting stuck inside his mom for a period of approximately 6 days
8.when twid's children are born, he surgically alters their retinas so that they may never see color
9.twid has a life, he promises...he also feels the need to point this out on almost every post he makes
10.twid gets paid to jack off while surfing the net at work
11.i know where twid lives
12.twid avoids arguEments by correcting peoples' grammar
13.twid is a member of the First Church of the Nazi Overlords
14.twid can't stand it when you don't type in paragraph form or punctuate so please, avoid both of these things

i will report more once i begin my surveillance
HI TWIDDY!
yoshio9:39am: THE OPRESSOR DANCES
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twid8:41am: Hi.
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE,
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

It amuses me that this community exists.
nullcherri3:48am: LOVE YOUR OPPRESSOR
yes. hello. welcome to twid's community.
Current Mood: accomplished
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